Hummus: The Rap



Uploaded by: GoRemy
Video Description:
An ode to hummus. Or however you spell it. Hope you like it. Plenty of videos to come this summer!
Oh, here are the lyrics, it's kinda fast-paced:
Hummus. I'm eating hummus.
Dip it to my thumb-us.
It's the best, beats the rest
When you seem to need a
paste with some taste
to put on your pita
Hit me, hit me
With a little chick pea
Got a lot of bread
That's the trick, see?
I'm a fast pita eater
got the pedal to the metal
Putting down so much bread
You'd think I was Hansel and Gretel
Now my bread's all gone
Hmm, what's the next pick?
Checkin the pantry
How 'bout some bread sticks?
Bust the tops off the box
Dip it in all the way
Put that stick in my head
Like I'm Phineas Gage
I got my hummus from the supermarket
Don't be a weenie
If you want real hummus in your stomach
Then you need some tahini
Is this hummus cooked?
You ain't gotta boil it, yo
You just need more peas
than a toilet bowl
You've been sitting there for hours eating?
Maybe brah...
It's like the toilet's eating hummus
Through a crazy straw!
Remy Remz in a Benz
Cruisin' on a Sunday
When'd you rent a Benz, Remz?
I thought you rock a Hyundai
Driving up to Detroit
Now that summer's here
Rock City?
Nah man, I call it Hummusville!
What, you on vacation?
Sounds like a nice world
Man, I'm working harder
than a Valtrex in a Spice Girl
Dearborn's the place
where the hummus flows
I thought they liked coneys, man
I saw it in the Post
I love dipping in the hummus, man
I beg your pardon?
I'm eating more paste
than I did in kindergarten
Options pouring out on Warren
lots of food I see
Got cuisine on from Shatila
down to New Yasmeen
I done came for the food
I'm a hummus-eating menace
Ask my doctor, turn your head and cough
Aren't you a dentist?
Clap your hands really fast
If you think hummus is the best
Now shake sh-shake shake your pita
If you hit the hummus with paprika
Saddam, Iran, Osama,
Baby bomber drama, little peace:
it's on your TV, but believe me
There is good in Middle East, it's...
Hummus. I'm eating hummus.
With Thomas Jefferson-us.


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pretty cool for a ... ( 3 days ago by KidMovieInc)
pretty cool for a rap about hummus
Are you actualy ... ( 3 days ago by aslanidis)
Are you actualy lebbanese?
u meen lebbo ( 3 days ago by aslanidis)
u meen lebbo
lebbo??? ( 2 days ago by Oneofakind000)
lebbo???
lebbo = Lebanese ( 2 days ago by aslanidis)
lebbo = Lebanese
pff like i know ... ( 2 days ago by Oneofakind000)
pff like i know what he is they all the same =P!!
hes chaldean ( 2 days ago by xxd1znutxx)
hes chaldean
FREE PALESTINE MMM ... ( 2 days ago by metalhead06x)
FREE PALESTINE MMM HUMMUS
dude im from there ... ( 2 days ago by dragonmasterangelo11)
dude im from there to but not lebbanese
nice ( 2 days ago by itachiuchiha375)
nice
*shaking his pitaa* ( 1 day ago by 0Dark0Strad0)
*shaking his pitaa*
this is really ... ( 1 day ago by nourhalabi123)
this is really funny mmmmmmmmmmmmm hummus sounds good i think i am going to eat some
every vid u got yer ... ( 1 day ago by InspectorAdmin)
every vid u got yer eating somthing XD!
am gana fuck these ... ( 1 day ago by 5212112)
am gana fuck these gay if i see him
What did the ARAB ... ( 1 day ago by throwitaway92)
What did the ARAB did for you ?
you always making RAPS about them
and i like that Hummes it's good !!
every video i see ... ( 1 day ago by LaundrySucks)
every video i see from you is better than the last one. wow this is great. wow do you still have so little views?
Array ( 18 hours ago by njooola)
loool
that's was super funny man ..
humus is nice ( 18 hours ago by 61assem36)
humus is nice
hums is the best ( 17 hours ago by youmajd99)
hums is the best
wats hummus ( 13 hours ago by kean909)
wats hummus
Hummus with black ... ( 10 hours ago by NerdilyDone)
Hummus with black olives instead of chick peas is also good.
"Turn your head and ... ( 10 hours ago by hexidecimalhack)
"Turn your head and cough
Aren't you a dentist?"
lol
wats yer problem ... ( 10 hours ago by bleachvizards009)
wats yer problem dumass
"Saddam, Iran, ... ( 7 hours ago by stylishy)
"Saddam, Iran, Osama,
Baby bomber drama, little peace:
it's on your TV, but believe me
There is good in Middle East, it's...
Hummus. I'm eating hummus.
With Thomas Jefferson-us." lol



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